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5. STEALTH, Thorpe Park.
It is choady in shape but definitely packs a punch from the tip to the base.
4. Xcelerator, Knotts Berry Farm
This is the first hydraulically launched coaster by Intamin and unlike other shong coasters, it actually has a semi decent layout after the top hat.
3. Kingda Ka, Six Flags Great Adventure
Officially biggest pecker in the world but not the best (opinions from enthusiasts) Kingda Ka is a ride that pulls your arse into your throat.
2. Red Force, Portaventura Ferrari Land.
This sosig is the biggest in Europe which features lap bars and a fancy new track design.
1. Top Thrill Dragster, Cedar Point
Known by enthusiasts as the best steel love noodle, TTD used to be the tallest and fastest in the world but was shoved out by Kingda Ka. Luckily TTD still holds the number 1 spot in people’s hearts.
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