James Bone (43) from Swansea has come out as a Coastersexual and is hoping to marry Megafobia despite the substantial age difference. Luckily ‘Phobia is 25 years old and the 18 year gap between them isn’t so bad. Unfortunately Megaphobia can’t actually consent to sex or marriage so Mr Bone can’t do anything about it.
He has already been caught rubbing his willy on the lap bar and has received a warning from Oakwood Theme Park so if he makes any sexual advances to Miss Phobia in the future, he will receive a lifetime ban.
”I only want to cuddle” Mr Bone claims but we aren’t buying it at all.
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