Thorpe Park’s bouncy castle is a success!!!

The new bouncy castle at Thorpe Park is apparently the resort’s biggest attraction of the season so far.

”Big Ol Bouncers” is the new attraction at Thorpe Park and fans are quick to praise the 30ft wide bouncy castle. “I nearly broke my arse. It’s brilliant” said Geff Goff. Overall it’s reported that the attraction has had 100 minute queues consistently through the opening day of the season.

Lets hope the lack of genuine new rides this season doesn’t affect entrance numbers .

Disclamer: This is fake news and shouldn’t be taken seriously.