No dungeon attractions are suitable for vegans. Reports have found smell pods among all of the attractions contain “human farts”.
These reports have been confusing as many people let off anal gasses on a regular basis but apparently the smell at London Dungeon on the weekend was “rank as cheese bruv”.
More news as we get it.
Disclaimer: This is fake news and isn’t intended to be taken seriously.
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