Enthusiasts ‘Tired as fuck’ after mammoth opening weekend

Theme Park enthusiasts all over the country are suffering this evening after opening weekend. Some are even going on holiday to recover.

Alton Towers and Thorpe Park were the 2 main parks people were excited to get to after getting bored of Blackpool Pleasure Beach already.

Student Sam Tiddlenuts has spent the last month at BPB and was thrilled at the change of scenery. “The Big One can go suck on a big one. I’ve been waiting to ride Stealth for 4 months and i can finally get on a smooth coaster.”

Getting back to the article, it seems like many people in the community had a great weekend (Especially at the AT Hotel) and we wish a happy season to all of you for 2019.

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