It turns out we were all wrong as mega company Merlin Entertainments aren’t actually owned or founded by Merlin the wizard.
Merlin himself said “I am down with the kids but Theme Parks are a different kind of magic. I can turn shit into gold but I can’t magic rollercoasters and dungeon based attractions out of my arse.”
We haven’t reached out to Merlin Entertainments yet but we will have more to this story soon.
Disclaimer: This is all made up and is for entertainment purposes only.