Shock as Oakwood plans on actually opening this season

Oakwood Theme Park in Wales is allegedly opening this season despite the park attracting hardly any guests.

In total there were apparently 5 guests throughout the 2018 season and 6 during the 2017 season.

The Oakwood Theme Park Big cheese Megan Fobia said “The numbers have been dropping for a long time but a big investment of the new cafe bin will surely bring in the punters this season.”

I among others are very excited by the news and look forward to seeing the Park progress.

Article written by Joe Kingmate

DISCLAMER: This is 100% satire and we love Oakwood. Love you guys.