Scientist St Bernard Woofer has invented a special restraint able to let thrill seeker dogs take rollercoaster rides including inversions and giving the sensation of ejector airtime.
its an under the belly harness restraint that holds canines in an upright position, leaving paws to freely move about whilst the ride is in operation.
Mr woofer stated “This marks a new generation for Theme Parks and guide dogs”. The trial will begin on RMC’s WildFire rollercoaster at Kolmardon, Sweden in 2024 with opportunities for domestic pets in 2025.
Maybe in the future we could get fish restraints?
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Article written by Simone Monemonemone
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